Here is the official Grand Rapids Marathon race report. It is extremely long, so feel free to skim. I just wanted to get it all down for posterity. I apologize for any grammatical errors or typos, but, in addition to be a little physically sore today, my brain is not 100% either. Enjoy!
The Grand Rapids Marathon is an extremely friendly place for slow runners, run/walkers, and walkers. They have two waves and I opted to start in the “velocity-challenged” start at 7:00 a.m.
I think that the Weather Channel said it was 28 degrees when we left the hotel at about 6:15. It was pitch was pitch black and cold outside. There were a few people milling around our hotel lobby, but we did not see anyone else on our walk to the start, which was about a 10 minute walk. In addition to the outfit, I also was wearing an extra jacket for the pre-race.
When we got to the start/finish line, I was happy to see no waiting at the porta-potties. That has never happened, I don’t think. As I was walking over to look at the start/finish line, a man said, “Good morning” to me. I recognized him immediately as Don Kern, the race director. I had enjoyed his daily emails for the week I am not sure the exact number of early-starters like myself, but I think that it was a few hundred.
Here is me before the race. That jacket I have on, which I handed off to Prince E before the start, was one of the free gifts that I got at that 5k I did a couple of weeks ago. It kept me nice and warm in the 20 minutes or so I had to stand around before the start.
I did so and got in line with the rest of the group. I was pretty calm, just waiting to get started. There were a few brief words from the race director and then they sounded a horn and we were off.

Around this time, I caught my first glimpse of Neil Sauter, who was attempted to break the world record for completing a marathon on stilts! I would pass by him several times on the course (there were a few out and backs) and every time I saw him he was politely answering questions from those around him. I was happy to hear after the race that he did indeed break the world record with a time of 7:23:14. Here is a photo that Prince E took of Neil at the start line. I also like this photo because of the way all the shoes are reflecting in the darkness.
The first mile and a half were on the local streets and then onto a path next to the street. I was running a long at my nice even, slow pace when I heard the air horn from Prince E’s bicycle. I turned and saw him riding in the road. I took the opportunity to give him my gloves because my hands were already hot. My long-sleeved top has little mittens that can flip down over my hands and that would be warm enough for the rest of the way.
The first aid station then appeared, right at the entrance to Butterworth Park. Considering that it was about 7:15 in the morning, the volunteers at the aid station were very energetic and cheered us on. And guess what? They had a lot of water! And, the best part…all of the rest of the aid stations did too!
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